The Precious
November 8, 2004
I’ve had The Precious. Have you?
I once had a chef instructor at culinary school who always put a “the” in front of general objects when he should have used an “a”. “Have you ever seen the cow?” when he really meant “Have you ever seen a cow?” It always made us snicker or raise an eyebrow in class. He was an interesting man. I suppose perhaps he might have had a specific cow in mind, but if so, we certainly had never seen it.
I was reminded of this chef instructor the other day when a friend of a friend brought a jar of The Precious as a house-warming gift on a visit. I’d heard of The Precious from my friend before and was intrigued and interested to try it. Who wouldn’t be intrigued by something with a name like that? Having “the” in front of “Precious” implies that it is the only one. It isn’t just “Any Old Precious” or “The Other Precious” – it is THE Precious.
The Precious is a condiment.